the power to morph into yourself

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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the power to control nothing

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!