The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!