- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

The power to be normal and average

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The power to take a s*** on people

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to not write pointless powers.

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to become black!

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

Pointless Super Powers