- Pointless Super Powers

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power of 12% levetation

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to turn into a magikarp

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to not be funny

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The ability to control dairy products

the power to summon a massive midget

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!