- Pointless Super Powers

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!