The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to fart tear gas

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to never have fun...never.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!