The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to obey gravity

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to eat socks

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!