The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to be gay on command.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!