The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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75% levitation

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to take edible shits.

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the power to turn retarted

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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the power to get sick

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!