The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power of hindsight

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the power to catch em' all

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to have an ability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!