The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!