the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to not see anything

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Aweonao

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!