- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to smell any point in time

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

the power to do nothing

the power to become translucent

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to look at Sun.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to kill yourself.

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

power to age faster

Pointless Super Powers