- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

the power to control nothing

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power to climb up fallen trees

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

the ability to fart out of your nose

Power to give birth through your penis.

The Power to touch MC Hammer

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to read terms and conditions

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The power to not be funny

The power to fold paper seven times

Pointless Super Powers