- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to look into your brain

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to be french.

The power to smell whore

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to die when you get old

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power of 12% levetation

The power to die at will

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

Pointless Super Powers