The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to die.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to count to potato

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!