The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to turn any object into food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!