- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to ejaculate napalm

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to have a V8

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

I'm a giant di

The power to make coma patients bark.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to die

Pointless Super Powers