- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to count to potato

The powers to blink at the speed of light

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The ability to read your own mind

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to see the past.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

the power to get wider by eating junk food

ability to run very fast forever

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

Pointless Super Powers