the power to be powerless

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the power to die on the spot

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to fart on a plane.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!