- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to kill yourself

The power to plank

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The power to be a common person

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The ability to jump

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

Pointless Super Powers