The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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to zap people but only yourself

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!