- Pointless Super Powers

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

the power to misspell

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

The power to not do it.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!