to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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the power to change people socks on command

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!