The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to see through windows

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to plank

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The power to break bones at will.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to think oppositely

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!