The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to fart rainbows

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to die

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!