To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to be gay on command.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!