The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to be born again

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to obey gravity

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!