the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to die

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!