- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to morph into yourself

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The ability to like this post

The ability to know when men have erections

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to not have any power at all

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

being allergic to dairy and soy

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

Pointless Super Powers