- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The ability to like this post

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

the power to morph into yourself

The ability to know when men have erections

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to not have any power at all

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

being allergic to dairy and soy

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

Pointless Super Powers