The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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the ability to die on command

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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the power to see stuff

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power of women's rights.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to sharpen a pen

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!