The power to lick your elbow.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!