- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

Liam Brudenell

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to forget what your superpower is

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to die using only your mind.

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

To have the ability to piss off the police

Pointless Super Powers