- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to hear in the dark.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

The power to die.

the power to see everyone as a tree

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

The power to see you're self in a mirror

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

Pointless Super Powers