- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to not do it.

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

The power of dying whenever you want.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

Liam Brudenell

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

the power to write on cellophane

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

Pointless Super Powers