- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The ability to die instantly

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to have gravity.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

Pointless Super Powers