the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!