the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to not do it.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!