Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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ability to run very fast forever

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!