- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to die when you get old

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to get arrested

The power to not have a superpower

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

Pointless Super Powers