- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to see through windows

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

Pointless Super Powers