- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The ability to control dairy products

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The ability to pee while standing up for men

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

The power to never be old but died at young age

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

The power of compulsive lying.

the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

The power to fly when your in an airplane

the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

Pointless Super Powers