the ability to blow yourself

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!