- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power of women's rights.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to sharpen a pen

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

the power to turn food into shit

The power to shrink your private parts.

The ability to get shot, for real.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

the power to summon a massive midget

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

Pointless Super Powers