- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to take a s*** on people

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to make lipstick fly

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power drown in water

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

Pointless Super Powers