The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to not have a superpower

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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make youself dumb

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The ability to swim in water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!