The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the power to catch em' all

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to fall without screaming.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!