The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to sit

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to have no powers

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The power to die early.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!