the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

The power to create shit

The power to be superman with no power's

The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The power to pee after drinking lots of water

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

The power to see when people fart.

The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!