The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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the power to turn retarted

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!