- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

the power to control nothing

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to get arrested

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

The Power to touch MC Hammer

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

Pointless Super Powers