- Pointless Super Powers

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

A good Kisser

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to survive at absolute zero

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to die at will

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

To have the ability to piss off the police

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!