The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to die at will

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power of being pointless

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The ability to jump

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!