- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to see the past.

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

A good Kisser

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to control paprika with your mind

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

Pointless Super Powers