the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to die at will

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!