The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The ability to be poor for life

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!