The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to not see anything

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The power to never come into existence

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Aweonao

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the power to itch your teeth

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!