- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to not write pointless powers.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to die when you get old

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to not have a brain!

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to extend your pinky toe

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to shit on the ceiling

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

Pointless Super Powers