the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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power to fly when your underwater

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boo

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!