- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to levitate

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The ability to die on command.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

the power to change people socks on command

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

Pointless Super Powers