The power to sense if an object is sharp.

The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The super power to shine in daylight

The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

The power to have no powers

The power to unsee the unseen.

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

blindness

The power to inhale coins without dying.

The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to turn 12% invisible.

the power to eat when your hungry

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!