the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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Power to freeze ice.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!