- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to swallow instead of spit

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to die,but only if your alive!

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to be blind

The capability to draw penises very well

The ability to self destruct at will.

the power to enter a coma.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

Pointless Super Powers