The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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the power to become demented

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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the power to get married

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!