- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to control mealworms

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to pee poop

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power of hindsight

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The power to break a Nokia

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

the power to turn food into shit

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

Pointless Super Powers