The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to wish you had a power

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to hear in the dark.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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the power to like charlie

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!