- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

Nothing

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to control mealworms

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to shit on the ceiling

Pointless Super Powers