The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to smell people's moods

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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the power to hovertate

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!