- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to breathe slightly faster

the ability to die on command

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The ability to go to hell.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to look at Sun.

open up pickles glass

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to be powerless

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

Pointless Super Powers