- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to a nokia phone.

the power to enter a coma.

The ability to die on command.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The ability to go to hell.

The power to turn any object into food

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

to make your bowel work backwards

being black

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

the power to animate condiments

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to hear in the dark.

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

The power to read this.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

Pointless Super Powers